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Robbie To The Double
Posted by: | CommentsKeane Goals Give Hoops Win
A goal in each half was enough to give Celtic a valuable three points at the Falkirk Stadium this afternoon.
Robbie’s fourth and fifth goals since his arrival will go a long way to repay the reputed £65,000,ooo a week Celtic are paying him( Or is it £66M?).
And, Artur was instrumental in the Hoops defence keeping a rare clean sheet, despite Mogga making four forced changes from the side that started last week
Hopefully, we can string a few wins together and get some momentum going towards a day out at Hampden on the last day of the season.
I Wonder What Celtic Scandal Will Appear?
Posted by: | CommentsWell It Is O*d Firm Week!
Brace yourselves Bhoys and Ghirls, a Celtic scandal will break at some point this week.
What it is we just don’t know but take it from me some kind of sensationalism will need to be created by the Laptop Loyal to try and disrupt our preparation ahead of the game on Sunday.
The favourites to get the treatment from the hacks include, Aiden McGeady, The Holy Goalie and Robbie Keane.
Reasons?
Well two are Irish and the other openly displays an act of faith prior to starting every match, in this country of ‘many cultures’!
There you go, Paranoia Part One……look out for more tomorrow!
Kids Shore Up Defence As Keano Kills Off Arabs!
Posted by: | CommentsRobbie Strike Gives Hoops All Three Points.
A goal after twenty minutes was enough to give Celtic all three points against Dundee United at Celtic Park this afternoon.
With youngsters Josh Thompson and Thomas Rogne at the heart of the Bhoys defence the Faithful were hoping the Arabs wouldn’t give them too much trouble.
And they duly obliged.
Rarely were the pair troubled as Celtic controlled most of the game, wasting numerous chances once again. Thankfully this time we have the quality that counts, and Robbie Keane showed just that with the only goal of the game.
After last weeks events at Pittodrie it’s great to hold onto a lead and take full points as we try and eat our way into the Huns’ lead at the top.
And we’ve got a bit of confidence back before we go to the Hunnery next week, where no doubt we’ll be the best team on show only to be denied by incompetent refereeing!
Paranoia Time: Strange the St Johnstone game was called off this afternoon, only days after thumping Hibs 5-1, on the same night the MM struggled against St Mirren.
Keano Lifts Celtic Park!
Posted by: | CommentsRobbie Adds Spark To Celtic Display
Well, it was nearly a Carlsberg Wednesday……
It was only spoiled by a dubious refereeing decision at Murderwell that stopped the home side taking a two goal lead, and some poor finishing at Celtic Park.
(I didn’t hear Wattie question the descent or religion of the referee last night, did you? Mustn’t have been Tom Murphy)
Back to the poor finishing.
Arguably all the best chances against Hertz fell to Robbie Keane. He must have had four or five one-on-one’s with the Wee Huns’ keeper. Each time he failed to score, although Kello did have a couple of good stops.
No doubt had Sammy missed the same chances the Faithful would be calling for his head.
But there is one real difference.
Sammy more than likely wouldn’t have taken up the same positions as Robbie. His movement at times is quite mesmerizing. How anyone can hope to mark him…..
He drops deep, picks up the ball, lays off, then the next thing he’s in front of goal. His vision at times is amazing. I for one didn’t realise he had so much in his locker.
Anyway, on the night Robbie was maybe trying a wee bit too hard. There’s no doubt his presence has lifted the atmosphere at Celtic Park. And the goals will come for him. ( A winner at the Hunnery would do nicely!)
A win at Celtic Park is always welcome and last night there was only ever going to be one winner. Two goals in quick succession from Glenn Loovens and MAF were enough to give the Hoops all three points.
I don’t think Artur had a save to make all night, an even better statistic when you consider we ended the game with an 18 year-old Josh Thompson and 19 year-old Thomas Rogne in the middle of our defence!
Roll on Saturday, three points against the Sheep and the pressure is back on Lloyds FC….
Can We Have A Carlsberg Wednesday Celtic?
Posted by: | CommentsWell We Can Only Ask…..
What would make this a perfect day to you?
For starters, we’ll take Ross County in the next round of the Scottish Cup, at home of course. While Huns/St Mirren have to travel to Easter Road to play the Hibees.
Next up, on a beautiful sunshine evening at Celtic Park, the Bhoys with Robbie Keane leading the line, thrash the Wee Huns 5-o at Paradise tonight. Robbie only manages to get two, as does Ras with the last goal a free-kick from 35 yards by Edson Braafheid.
(Told you these new Bhoys would come good!)
Meanwhile over at Murderwell, the Lloyds FC go down to the home side 3-0 with Alan McShagger and Kenny ‘couldnae trap a bag of cement’ Miller both sent-off.
Davie Weir has to be stretchered off with lumbago and The Laff leaves the field with torn neck muscles after faking another headbutt.
Wattie makes more sinister innuendos about the referee Father William O’Collum’s religion and Irish descent.
Smith then attacks fellow pensioner Craig Brown in the home dugout and has his bus pass consficated.
And to wrap it all up, Sky Sports News report that there will be no more Old Firm games due to Lloyds Bank pulling the plug on the Establishment side after this embarrassing episode..
Go on Carlsberg…..make my day!