Could This Really Be A ‘Carlsberg’ Thursday?
ByIt’s Looking Like It….
If Carlsberg did perfect Thursday’s today could be the very one.
At the Bigotdome, cheeky Charlie Green’s CVA proposal to rip the piss out of the creditors of the club formerly known as Rangers will get the proverbial ‘two fingers’ and the final nail in the coffin of 140 years of cheating, lying and bigotry will be ‘administered’!
As if that wasn’t enough to get the jelly and ice cream out, the Retard has reported today that the Fat Paul Le Guen will ‘walk away’ from Scotland’s Shame in the next 24 hours.
For a club who’s mantra was ‘we don’t do walking away’ there seems to be a hell of a lot of people taking a hike from Govan, one way or another.
Even the suckers who bought into Dumb & Dumber’s pay cut fiasco will now jump at the chance to escape from Legoland.
While the going is good, how about one more treat?
To finish this perfect day off, would it be too much to ask for an Republic of Ireland victory over World and European Champions Spain at the Euros?
Well, we can only hope….
(Listen to Lou tell the Establishment club the truth…’You’re going to reap what you sow’)
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Liquidation Thursday, Ally putting one foot in front of the other in an away-like direction, and Lou Reed too. Marvelous!
When all the dramas are unfolding at Ibrox, anything else including the Euros doesn’t grab me. totally consumed with and just cant get enough of their troubles, if the Record is right and mccoist is for the off this is going to go the roof.
It’s over they are DEAD!
Now we just need to get the titles they cheated off that record and awarded to the club who played by the rules. That brings their total down to 47 or so.
It now looks like the NewCo Rangers fans will be getting to nuy their old club assets etc for their new owner. On top of that they will be getting the pleasure of paying Mr Green and his consortium around £20million between now and 2020 through interest on the loans Green has taken and repaying the loan itself.
On the up side for them He is going to raise £30million for the NewCo Rangers by the end of July – by issuing a share issue that he expects and demands that the NewCo Rangers FANS will have to buy, along with their season tickets at the SPL prices.
I love that guy GREEN.
Let me get this straight…
The club that doesn’t do walking away is walking away from their debts but keeping the silverware they bought with those debts?
Sounds like Steve Martin in The Jerk!
“I don’t need anything except my silverware!”
Every match they played while cheating, if SFA/SPL apply the rules, should be recorded as a 3-0 defeat.
The 5 stars on their shirts, will disappear just like all their money.
If I get a loan, I am expected to pay it back… wee Barry got 1.4 million, big balls Campbell O, Gazza, and many more must be shi*ing themselfs….the Grim Reaper (taxman) must now bill them all for unearned income.
Maybe we should add The Carpenters classic “Its Only Just Begun”.
Any news about the “Fighting Fund”
I wonder why Green thought HMRC would be oksy with 9 pence in the pound while Green was bragging about “once this CVA goes through, we will be adding 30 million quid to the transfer kitty for strengthening the squad”.
Why on earth would HMRC be angry at that? After all, why should they care that rangers were sitting on an extra 30 million for players once the deal to screw everyone and every club they owe money to? Remorse? I think not. Arrogance is what has cost them this, because I really believe that they would have been allowed to keep cheating and stealing, but they have angered too many other clubs now, exposed mr. ogilvie and quite a few others who have their personal loyalties to consider now. Hail hail, and I like ice cream!
Is it true that Green’s middle name is ‘Emerald’?
I always saw this whole sorry escapade as a ‘circus’ and today I got my ticket for the big top and, hee, hee, thousand will no longer have tickets for ‘The Big Hoose’. Mind you, they lost them to a a circus ticket company for 3/4 years anyway. Ah, I need to go. The music is playing for the start of the show “Send in the clowns’ – I thought they were already in. Eee! They have some right funny faces especially the ‘green’ one and the big fat one – oh, he seems to be running out of the tent.
H H
Once they get the EBT tax bill it might be ‘bottle’!
Sorry to have missed you last week my good mate.
However, despite that, I am enjoying things as they are at this time.
Not a “carlesberg thursday” for me.
While writing, having a few sips of White Mackay and a wee beer chaser.
Just wanted to add a few words to your article and agree with the posters, most of whom I have come to know over the past few years.
I am loving this, have fewer days ahead of me than I have behind me. But I can sit back now and enjoy.
No matter what comes through the Shocking Scottish Media, no matter what comes from the supporter groups or the politicians, they who who should be looking after those who elected them, rather than make excuses for the cheats and tax evaders, the end has come.
Sadly, it should have come sooner, but nevertheless the day has arrived. The day when if these “peepil” had been anywhere other than the (best wee Protestant Country) in the world, would have been put out of business many years ago and this country, England, Spain and others would never been subjected to the vile and hatred they take with them everywhere they go.
Think about it, a wee lassie from Govan, needing a few bob, looks for a job at Ibrox as a cleaner or tea lady: Does she get it? No: she went to a Catholic school, no deal:
These people who did these things and the support they had from a so called football following who backed that policy should have been removed from the sporting arena long before today.
Sorry, FZ about going on a bit, but a bit hyper tonight.
In case anyone is in doubt, I just don’t like the H–s
HH
remember friday 22nd columba club blantyre phil macgillio bhain in full flow with guests £5 tickets only, sunday afternoon foggy dew £3 at door
Joe, I’m sure you’ve plenty more days left in you friend. I think we all know when it comes to Oldco/Newco you cant educate pork!