Celtic Off To Germany….Sevco Off To Govan!
ByHoops Pre-Season Gets Underway…..
Manager Neil Lennon takes his Bhoys off to Germany for a three game pre-season trip over the next week or so.
Lenny has lost quite a number of players during the close season and while he’s looking to bring players in, he’ll give some of the younger Hoops a chance to shine.
After this short trip, the Bhoys can look forward to some more glamorous opposition with the likes of EPL side Norwich City and Serie A giants Inter Milan gracing the Holy Ground in the next few weeks.
Of course all our games won’t be at Celtic Park, we do have a trip to Amsterdam to face Ajax* followed by a prestigious trip to the USA to face another club that have won ’big cup’, Real Madrid.
Meanwhile the ‘new club’ Sewco are hastily trying to find a local pub team that can muster 11 players to give Sally and his ‘depleted’ squad a game. I’m sure the local masonic lodge can provide a referee. (maybe someone who officiated at an ‘oldco’ game previously!)
Isn’t it great to be a Tim!!!!
*A Celtic XI play in Partick Thistle’s tournament the same day, 21st July at 12 noon.
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It’s going to be a poor poor Summer.Struggling to endure boring,talentless nobody’s like,Xabi Alonso,Benzema,Eriksen and Ronaldo in horrible sunny U.S.A weather.
Then pay good money to watch a diddy team like Inter Milan.With piss-poor players,such as Milito,Sneijder,Stankovic and Chivu at Paradise.
All the while in Govan,Sevco Un-United will be playing MONEY SPINNING GLAMOROUS ties.
Against real ‘WORLD CLASS’players,wee mental Davie,big Zander and Shuggie.
Who play for opposition of the Highest Quality in,Greenock, Yoker Athletic and Johnstone Burgh.
I know who I’d rather be supporting
H.H
Have just heard that The New Club Sevco 5088 (The Rangers 2012) are to enter a tournament up the coast.
The Organisers of the Scottish Highlands & Islands Tournament (SHIT) have said they are confident that The Rangers will win the tournament hands down every year as they are just natural and that they dedicated the title to them from the start. Billy Fergyhun said that he will be delighted to see his boyhood heros take the title of SHIT Team 2012.
I have to agree that even with only 6 first team players left that Sally and Co. are way ahead of everyone else and will win the title.
If what I have read regards theSFA board making rules that newco play in 1st division, so any other club going into admin same as newco will play in 1st div, with no dept penalties what will FIFA or UEFA do sit back and allow masonic bros do as they like this is out ofhand 3rd div is where they should go
Six first team players? Wonder if they’re paid for?
UEFA and FIFA are as incompetent as the Muppets at Hampden John.