Feb
05
A Song For Ally….
ByTo The Tune Of The Teddy Bears Picnic!
If you go down to Ibrox today, your’re sure of a big surprise,
If you go down to Ibrox today, you’ll never believe your eyes.
‘Cause Super Ally has no cash, soon no place to sing the Sash,
Today’s the day the Teddy Bears have their pitch nicked!
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How about this one Ally………
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As much as I totally LOVE this new rangers song, We need them. How else would we get our jollies just spanking the rest of the teams with them being n the list? We spank and humiliate the others four times a season, but we get more from a single spanking of rangers! Yes, we need them!
Nice song, I do have to disagree though with the previous post, Iet them burn! I hope they vanish from existence..or atleast follow follow poor Gretna’s fate, no sympathy whatsoever, 3-4 years as champions then break away to a new league ( its inevitable, we are too big for Scottish football, i’d rather we moved onwards without them, c’mon HMRC… Do your worst
Some-one mentioned Billy Joel’s ‘We didn’t start the fire’ as a possible sountrack at Ibrokes at this time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=011Q0I2CChU&feature=related
So……..I picked up the baton, and went for it.
I’ve had to flush out my laptop with dettol after searching for the names on a ragers site.
Enjoy.
And if anyone fancies recording it, I want the youtube link.
WE DIDN’T PAY OUR TAXES
Charlie Adam, Alex Rae, Jonas Thern, Andy Gray,
Peter Huistra, Adam Little, Derek Ferguson,
Terry Hurlock, Lex gold, Marching down the main road,
South of Glasgow, Lanarkshire, Barry Ferguson.
Queen and crown, Fracas, Ross McCormack, Orange sash,
Bigots, Gavin Rae, and their signing policy
Graeme Souness, Hate green, England’s got a new queen,
Liquidation, Auchenhowie, No more Euro pay day.
Chorus
We didn’t pay our taxes,
We were always cheating, while our drums were beating.
We didn’t pay our taxes,
Hector didn’t like it and we tried to fight it.
Terry Butcher, Sandy Tait, Jock Shaw, Catholic hate,
Derek Johnsone, Alex Rennie, Swa – lex Ferguson.
Alan Hutton, Red Socks, selling orange football tops,
La-nark-shire, Ayr-shire, Duncan Ferguson,
Green Straws banned here, Songs of hatred very clear
Lodges, referees, and the dodgy EE BEE TEES,
Colin Jackson, Tax Grief, Rangers got a new chief.
David Murray, Kevin Thomson, All our Friendly referees
Chorus
We didn’t pay our taxes, we were always cheating
while our drums were beating.
We didn’t pay our taxes
Hector didn’t like it and we tried to fight it
Davie Weir, Walter Tull, Ally’s football, Very Dull
Masons, Orange band, Fighting in a foreign land
Colin Stein, Michael Ball, Playing anti football
James Beattie, Sandy Clark, Playing in a run down park,
Avi Cohen, Kris Boyd, Ten seasons, all void,
Davie Dodds, Amdy Faye, Liquidations on it way.
Darren Cole, Hateley, Season tickets give-a- way,
Baxter, Gascoigne, Big players nearly gone,
Chorus
We didn’t pay our taxes, we were always cheating
while our drums were beating.
We didn’t pay our taxes
Hector didn’t like it and we tried to fight it
Dodgy chief a billionaire, Jelovich no longer there.
John Brown, Jack Pray, Wee Hector’s on his way,
O-leg, Sa-len-ko, just like Tore Andre Flo
Kris Boyd, Jim Bett, Ally’s got no cheques
John Fleck, Robert Fleck, Whyte has got a brass neck,
15 points, blown away, what else do I have to say?
Chorus
We didn’t pay our taxes, we were always cheating
while our drums were beating.
We didn’t pay our taxes
Hector didn’t like it and we tried to fight it
Ray Wilkins, Walter Smith, Whytes billions just a myth,
Court Case, Court Case, Monies due, Court Case,
Durrant, Durie, Paul Le Guen, At the sheriff Court again
Ally hasn‘t got a clue, Neither do the fans in blue,
Transfer window, shut again, Whyte has let them down again,
Homeless soon, Looking doom, Davis, Edu, Hector’s soon,
Players wages on the line, Whytie might be doing time,
Padlocks on the ibrox doors, they can’t take it anymore
Chorus
We didn’t pay our taxes, we were always cheating
while our drums were beating.
We didn’t pay our taxes
Hector didn’t like it and we tried to fight it
But when we are gone
You can still walk on, and on, and on, and on
Brilliant Gerry! Good luck with the dettol, hope it’s a big bottle after typing all that!
Super lyrics that cheered me up, you did an amazing job! Again try and blot out the horrific sites you had to stoop into while doing that research. Dettol (for your computer) and Guinness (for you) should wipe all memory of it. Maith thú!
Brendan, I’ve had the Guinness in tribute!