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The New Celtic Manager Identikit
ByIs It a Bird? Is It A Plane?
Until Gordon Strachan’s successor is found there will be a continuous stream of media speculation, like we get at any transfer window, if not more so.
So instead of indulging in the game of Owen Coyle, Mark McGhee etc..etc why don’t we try and put together a ‘Celtic Manager Identikit’.
While it’s impossible to please everyone, in fact there’s no chance of that judging by some of the comments made since WGS left, there must be a few characteristics needed to manager the Hoops.
Here goes..
- He must have played or supported Celtic
- He must hate the Huns
- He has to have managed at the top level
- He has to have a knowledge of the Scottish and European game
- He must be able to command respect in the dressing room
- He has to be able to negotiate with the board to release funds
….and most importantly,
He must WANT to manage CELTIC!
Well there it is bhoys and ghirls, any suggestions?
8. Does he know a quality left back and can he sign him.
He must be willing to kowtow to dodgy daves media lick spittles, and supply them with as many anti-Celtic headlines as they deem neccessary.
He must have a hair colour that can be described with total confidence as “NOT GINGER”.
He must be taller than Ronnie Corbertt.
He must be willing to take dogs abuse from his own ‘support’ from day one and throughout his tenure at CP.
He must be willing to take absolutely no credit whatsoever for any achievements he makes at the club for as long as he’s there.
He must be willing to take responsibility for any and every financial decision made by Celtic plc, and for how Dermot Desmond decides how he spends his money.