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Conspiracy. That’s what it is.
I thought paranoia was supposed to be our forte. Now it looks like the Huns have taken our mantle.
The ‘goal that never was’ at Easter Road on Wednesday is centre topic in all the media circles. Of course, this latest conspiracy from the officials come hard on the heels of a disallowed ‘goal’ against the Sheep on the opening day of the season and the now infamous Kris Boydichenko effort against Murderwell.
May I remind any Hun who reads this, on both occasions the defending team had stopped playing.
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Anyway. This Vatican assistant, Martin Cryans has officiated at his last Rankers game after his intervention on Wednesday.
How dare he ‘disallow’ such a clear cut ‘goal’. The ball was the length of Leith Walk over the line. Stevie Wonder could have seen that!
So now the Huns want St Martin binned.
Such was his ‘gaff’ that an ‘Ibrox insider’ has called for Tom Murphy to be reinstated to the Huns official wish-list, after having such a fine game last Saturday.
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Paranoid?!? Us? Ah mean, them? Er, ah mean…emmm.
A couple of iffy decisions come our way over the past 2 seasons and now they are all crying Timmy conspiracy.
When Celtic fans were going Radio Rental over some of the atrocities committed by officials over the years (and I have older Hoops fans with stories of pre-TV refereeing performances that would make your eyes water) we have been told to stop carping, these things even themselves out over the season, blah blah blah.
Do these peeepel forget about the single most ridiculous refereeing performance in Scottish football history by the sinister minister at Ibrox against Dundee Utd last season.
A basic law of the game that I learned in primary school was that the entire ball must be over the line before a goal is declared. I can conclusively state that this was NOT the case the other night. 90-10 perhaps but NOT the entire ball. Why can’t media and slavering huns alike (or are they the same thing anyway?) just admit it wasn’t a goal and move on?
At least they have the excuses ready when we wrap up FIAR!
Hail Hail to all
It’s like a morbid curiosity, almost like rubber necking a car accident.
You don’t want to look, and you know you shouldn’t really, but you always succumb to that morbid curiosity to have a look.
It’s like lying on the beach on holiday and spoting an old guy, sitting across from you with one of his cajonies hanging out the side of his shorts!
You look away with a YYYEWUUUgggghh!
And try not to think about it, you pick up your book, try and read a bit, enjoy the scenery, but it’s there planted in your mind.
Eventually you’re going to look again, just to see if it’s still there!
You know you’re not going to like what you see, but the compulsion to look again is overwhelming.
So you glance over!
YEEEwwwuccchhhh!
You knew you would react that way but “that morbid curiosity” insists that you look!
Watching rangers is very much like that for me!
Todays game instiled in me every thing I hate about them!
My wife asked me to stop watching, “It’ll put you in a bad mood for the rest of the night”!
But that morbid curiosity can’t be denied!
To cut a long story short.
DIRTY FILTHY CHEATING B@STARDS!!!!!!
And to rub salt into the wound, satanta tell us that a red card for a straigt leg into the Dons keepers face was “just evening the score”!!!!
I think I’ll take my wifes advice and stick to CH67, I’ve got to think about my heart!!!
What do you expect? Take your wife’s advice, CH67 and the Celtic Fanzone!